Family Friendly Observational Comedy

I’m putting together a new stand-up set and need a comedy writer who can deliver fresh, observational material that works for audiences of all ages. The jokes should spring from everyday scenarios—queues at the supermarket, misplacing the TV remote, that moment your phone battery turns red—anything universally relatable that a parent, teen, or grandparent can laugh at together. Because I perform for mixed-age crowds, the script must stay clean: no strong language or explicit content. Political rants and “hot-button” topics are fine to leave on the shelf if they don’t naturally serve the punchline, but the only absolute no-go is profanity. Here’s what I’m looking for: • A stand-up routine built around sharp observations and a conversational tone. • Natural set-ups and payoffs that suit my delivery style (lightly self-deprecating, upbeat). • A structure I can slot straight into a live show—opening bit, middle run, and a memorable closer. When you respond, please include: – A short sample joke in this family-friendly style. – An outline of how many minutes or words you recommend for the full set and your turnaround time. I’m ready to get started as soon as I find the right comedic voice.