Negotiator for CPA Services

I have a list of CPAs In USA. I would like someone to call them and find the cheapest CPA option for auditing my financial statements. No understanding of accounting is required. You have to be willing to call and engage and followup to get a quote from each CPA individual or firm. I want to pay a few hundred dollars for a service that can easily cost over a fifteen hundred dollars. I believe its possible because minimal work is required.... The list I have has over few hundred CPA firms & individuals. I would like you to contact each and give a short introduction about my company and the required work. We will need a CPA to handle accounting matters on a quarterly basis. Whoever handles this with great care and ease we will continue with them assuming their rates are competitive and cater to our needs. I expect you to call between twenty and sixty calls in different states to find the best candidates to do the audit and possibly serve as our CPA for reviewing quarterly reports and semi-annually fillings. If you see a great variety in responses and feel that calling more individuals yields a better response you may call more for getting results.... I will provide you with a script to read and questions to ask... And to negotiate lower cost for this as we anticipate having them handle future work on a predetermined rate...